Fantasy Friday: What Can You Do? It's a Two-Party System!

Election season was in earnest now,
And history was surely being made.
Adherents to the holy Sacred Chao
Had seized one nomination, while a clade
Of Skysmiths backed another. 'Twas hard-fought
Until just days before the final vote,
When Jade, the Cloud Apostle had been caught
Inside a centaur brothel. Many wrote
Her off as hopeless then, but then the Priest
Was caught there, too! Investigations found
That they were meeting secretly to feast
Upon endangered gryphon and hell-hound,
And both had paid the same statistics witch
To rig the contest. 'Twas too late to switch!