Tuesday, February 9, 2016

Satire Sunday: Poopy Presidential Pandering: The Heloise McKenna Story

The primary was just a day away,
And per the Great Experiment, the start
Of this most silly season gave the sway
To those most loosely scattered, in the heart
Of their vast continent. Of those who sought
The paltry stand of delegates, not one
Had been to this high, cold and windy spot
The railroads made Wyoming. "This looks fun!"
Said Heloise, while her opponent, Sam,
Took up the fork (in lieu of a debate,
Real bullshit slinging was the contest). "Damn!
That stuff can fly. But boy, it sure smells great..."
Her foolish words, repeated far and wide
Led to Sam's win, by a manure-slide.

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